Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
I made a friend
father and son
Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji
Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)
Casadei pumps ($1,300)
most girls suck at video games either way sadly. just stop calling yourself a nerd for playing video games when your palette consists of the call of duty franchise.
I’m going to eat your firstborn child
We freed them…but at what cost?