chokuritsu

returnerofthesky:

ah

really good

NO NO N NO N O N ON NO NO ON NO NO NONO NOON NON N NOON ONOOOOOO

when you try your best

but you don’t succeed

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

ask-supernatural-angels:

saltrounds-and-hellhounds:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY

ooooooh shit, I also had this on my 14th birthday except the bad thing was that we didn’t put it out in time and the plastic melted onto the cake and it turned into this giant black, burnt, blob of satan and it got ruined and inedible, and plus, the music still played from the depths of the black goo and i just,..„,.

sometimenever:

#thanks man

ithinkibrokemylusus:

pondermoofin:

Pikachoke, Chanchoke & Slowtails….THESE, REDUCED ME TO TEARS.

THIS MADE ME FUCKING PIKACHOKE

thefrogman:

[source] [h/t: goodpicturesthatilike]

grimelords:

this is a terrible design for a book safe because I would definitely steal a book this thick on paper planes even if I wasn’t planning on robbing you before

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I can tell, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

erebro:

Danny Butterman: So what made you want to become a policeman?
Nicholas Angel: Officer.
Danny Butterman: What made you want to become a policeman-officer?

chokuritsu:

Shirokuma cafe!

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